World’s Most Expensive (and ridiculous) Diamond iPad Case

If you happen to be one of those people who often call money “toilet paper” then perhaps Mervis Diamond’s iPad case is something you’d be interested in purchasing. Because we know that many of our wealthier readers (you know who you are) are just itching to drop a $20,000 deuce, we felt morally obligated to post about this over the top diamond iPad case. (note to our super rich readers: we are currently waiting on our evaluation copy to do a full review- please write Mervis Diamond and tell them to hurry up send it to us)

Ok, well we looked around a bit for more information, but couldn’t find much. Here’s the ENTIRE sales page for this iPad case straight from Mervis Diamond’s website:

This gorgeous diamond studded iPad features 11.43 carats of diamonds, hand-set in a micro-pave styling. The diamonds are graded G/H in color and VS2/SI1 in clarity.
Price tag: $19,999.
Very limited quantities available. Orders will be available June 1..
Please call 703.287.1615 to order

Ok, well I know minimalism is all chic right now, but seriously, if you are going to push a $20k product for a device that has yet to be released yet… perhaps focus a bit more on your sales page and a little less on sucking. Seriously, does that website run on wordpress? (Yes I know ours does, but we’re not a multi million dollar diamond importer are we?)
Anyway, you can be sure that the diamonds on your brand new Royal Waste of Money iPad Case are going to be beautiful and shiny because president of Mervis Diamond, Zed Mervis himself states “I buy every diamond as if it is going on my wife’s hand.”

In other news here’s an article on how to find diamonds that don’t fund a war. Oh, and also this article about how diamonds are a girls best scam.